What a busy few weeks its been! Here are some things we learned over Christmas:
*Christmas trees are not only meant to be Oooooh’d and Ahhhh’d, but also stripped, shaken and mangled. (Notice the coy look on Josiah’s face and the absence of any ornaments below a certain height. Makes you wonder what the whole thing looked like. I’ll spare you the visual torture. Let’s just say instead of “O Christmas Tree” we sang, “O Hideous Tree” this year.) Incidentally, our tree died long before Christmas and if it wasn’t for the fake green paint job I complained about earlier, it would’ve been a nice shade of orange, which wouldn’t have been very Christmasy. When we removed the tree it left a grand trail of tears, blanketing the floor in prickly shag.